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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:41
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Are you already having anal sex?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
No way
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?